Papyrus. Thank you for the message. I was happy to receive it. However, my internal organ functions had an adverse reaction to the noodles. I think that I am allergic.
YOU KNOW, I WAS A LITTLE WORRIED THAT YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO EAT IT. I WASN'T SURE IF ROBOTS COULD PROCESS CARBOHYDRATES. IT'S OKAY! I'LL FIND SOMETHING I CAN COOK THAT YOU'LL BE ABLE TO EAT!!
That's a highly toxic substance. It may take several days for my internal organs to return to 100% functionality. Please don't put battery acid in food.
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Papyrus. Thank you for the message. I was happy to receive it. However, my internal organ functions had an adverse reaction to the noodles. I think that I am allergic.
[ thank you olivia for teaching him that word ]
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YOU KNOW, I WAS A LITTLE WORRIED THAT YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO EAT IT. I WASN'T SURE IF ROBOTS COULD PROCESS CARBOHYDRATES. IT'S OKAY! I'LL FIND SOMETHING I CAN COOK THAT YOU'LL BE ABLE TO EAT!!
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I will look forward to your cooking. I can eat rice.
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I WILL START THEN WITH RICE AND WORK UP FROM THERE!!
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[ by "help" he means "eat whatever you make in the process" ]
It's not a brand name. Monomakia are a type of artificial organism.
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AN ARTIFICIAL ORGANISM MADE OF MACHINERY, RIGHT?
[ So...
A robot. ]
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No. I am a composite organism created from various types of biological data. I am mostly organic.
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REALLY????????
[ He's...
A little heartbroken. ]
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Is that bad?
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I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE A ROBOT.
I WOULD HAVE MADE YOUR SPAGHETTI DIFFERENT IF I KNEW YOU WEREN'T.
LIKE USED LESS BATTERY ACID.
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That's a highly toxic substance. It may take several days for my internal organs to return to 100% functionality. Please don't put battery acid in food.